carneron: hyungstrider: a boyfren supposed 2 make ur panties wet not ur eyes<33 girlfren suppose 2 make ur dick hard not ur life <33
ishipitlikeups: dantheinsane1: ishipitlikeups: Nobody asked me to prom, so I took my calculator. Pics or it didn’t happen His name is T.I. He brought me flowers. Obligatory outdoor photos. Here I am, introducing him to friends. A close-up shot of his dashing visage. My principal talked about it in his weekly email, but he got it wrong. That tux was some damn fine...
How I study for more than one course during exam...
thelilnan: OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE OKAY AJAX SOAP THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE” AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE
i-do-even-lift: brittanakissed: i’m just going to lie on my floor until i become attractive
izzielosthermind: stabla: if you think your family is dysfunctional remember that zeus got a woman pregnant but she burned to death so he rescued the fetus from her ashes and sewed it into his thigh and gave birth to it himself and that fetus is now the god of wine and sexual deviancy god bless My great aunt stabbed her husband in the stomach on their anniversary and he decided not to...
theonyx: dumbscar: HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY OK THAT IS THE CUTEST THING EVER
gold: arsonnoir: gold: you’re kawaii desEW Actually, the “u” in desu is silent. wanna know what else should be silent? u.
ryahn: grapewallofchina: ryahn: grapewallofchina: 80% exhaustion 10% sarcasm 20% dont care that’s 110 percent 20% of me doesn’t care should’ve seen that coming